Hobo lollipop

A cigarette butt with a delicious used gum top.

Tyrone Biggums treasured the hobo lollipop he made from ashtray findings.

by SueDonim77 December 12, 2010

Hobos

An extremely deadly disease often referred to as the "CodPooitis-Virus"

I think that boy has Hobos!
He totally has CodPooitis-Virus.

by hobocod October 27, 2020

Hobo Blowjob

1) The worst of two bad choices, though only slightly. 2) An alternative that is worse than the current, distasteful situation.

Bob: "I just got ugly Bertha to agree to go on a date."
Dave: "Great! That's better than a hobo blowjob."
Bob: "I guess so..."

"You can either stay here and watch this chick flick with me or go get a hobo blowjob."

by happyjacks December 17, 2012

reverse hobo

Sexual move usually practised at night on a park bench, a bush or in a dumpster. Can be performed by same sex partners. Head to toe. Both partners have to be inebriated, fully clothed with only the genitals exposed. Traditionally both partners are homeless although it is on trend to simulate homelessness to participate.

"Saw two tramps tonight on the park bench doing the reverse hobo, it was some great fun times."

by Creator of the reverse hobo. December 16, 2013

Hobo Sandwich

The worst cold-meat sandwich ever made. Usually comprised of rock hard bread, near frozen ham or turkey, and cheese that has been sitting out for nearly 5 hours.

Shit bro, I got a hobo sandwich in my late plate again, could this day get any worse?

by MikeTheCook January 27, 2011

Woke hobo

An individual who chooses live a subsistence lifestyle and eco warrior philosophy while stepping into the carbon foot prints of others.

Jason is such a woke hobo he only takes natural fiber items from the free store.

Sunbeam went on forever about the evils of oil companies before she asked me for all my plastic recycling to repair her tar paper shack.

by HeathIam November 5, 2019

Wall hobos

A gang that lurks near walls that yells at anybody passing by until someone confronts them.

“Geez those wall hobos were so offensive.

by Jay Fight May 3, 2020