Whatever fucks your butt

An expression meaning " do whatever makes you happy " Usually a passive-aggressive response implying that you disagree with a person's opinion, but don't care because you're superior.

It's definitely not " floats your boat ", by the way. Pretty sure it's always been " fucks your butt ".

A : Bro, do you listen to Weezer ?
B : Nah, no way, when dicks fly !
A : Isn't the expression " when pigs fly " ?
B : No, it's not.
A : Yes, it literally is.
B : Fine, whatever fucks your butt, then.
A : Bro…

by cdeeznuts1999 May 17, 2025

butt sling

A very short miniskirt

Did you see that girl in class wearing that butt sling? I could almost see her cameltoe.

by AL-ANON September 22, 2008

Brazilian Butt Lift Bestie

person you meet pretty regularly to do Brazilian Butt Lifts togheter👭 aka your soulmate at this point

A:"Have you planned something for tomorrow?"
B: "Yes Queen B👸! I'm gonna BBL with my Brazilian Butt Lift Bestie"

by BBL QUEEN November 16, 2021

Might as well lick my butt

An insult I made up meaning that someone speaks such bullshit that it's equivalent to licking someone's ass

Bob: The earth is flat.
Kevin: What the funkerdoodle, might as well lick my butt.

by Flamingecko November 20, 2020

Butt Juice

When you bust a fat load in your girls butthole after her eating Mexican food and the nut mixes with the explosive diarrhea. and leaks out on the bed

Dude she leaked butt juice all over the bed.

by thejuicer69 January 23, 2021

pee pee butt

the most hurtful word you can ever hear out of of a mouth.

hey ryan your a "pee pee butt" *ryan kills himself*

by 69peepeebuttlord420 October 15, 2021

butt fraud

The act of overcharging for toilet paper in the midst of a pandemic, also, the act of overcharging for toilet paper in the midst of a widespread panic

My grocery store charged me $15 for one role of toilet paper, and my attorney deemed it butt fraud.

by S, no, the other one March 23, 2020