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No one ass

A spin on the common phrase “no one asked” to show that you are getting increasingly frustrated with them.
Her friend would not stop talking about her new car so she yelled “No one ass!”
by AlphaBetaSigma¢ June 22, 2024
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The One Piece

It's not real.

I need you to lower it down.

Please stop sending me dick pics.
THE ONE PIECE! THE ONE PIECE IS FAKE!
by PLAYERLXIV September 3, 2022
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Creepy man says this and he is speaking str8 facts 💯.let's be honest here ... YOU ain't neva seen 2 pretty best friends. One of em gotta be ugly 👀
Person 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg🤢. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
by jackson8onthebeat November 20, 2020
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Kurl one out

To Kurl one out is to cyber shit out pointless emails, usually with ulterior motives. To diarrhoea buddy requests in a desperate attempt to appear popular.
Kurl one out
She kurled one out again, the sad desperate fuck, delete unread.
Spamola
Kurl one out
She kurled one out again, the sad desperate fuck, delete unread.
by Spamfritter August 11, 2008
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The one and only Eli

Eli is such a squinky. He is funny and goofy, but very unsure of himself at times. He is humble, loyal and altogether quite charming. Eli will listen to every word you say and could repeat it verbatim. Once friends with Eli, you become family
Man Eli is such a nice guy, to bad that girl hit him...
The one and only Eli is such a squinky.
Man Eli is such a nice guy, to bad that girl hit him...
by VCgess April 13, 2023
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One Handed Research

Masturbate; Masturbation; Tossing off; Wackin off; Jerkin off; Beating your meat.
Guy 1: "Pamela Anderson is so smokin' hot."

Guy 2: "I'm going to have to do some one handed research on her."
by C Tasch December 10, 2024
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