dirty andres

A man who finds the need to complain about people having a good time on the internet for no apparent reason other than an extra large metal pipe stuck up his ass

"did you see that funny ass post I made?"
"Yea I did, fuck that dirty Andres trying to ruin it"

by JiggabooJake April 05, 2020

dirty cait

Same as a dirty chewbacca but you butt chug box wine simultaneously while vigorously masturbating to the tempo of flight of the bumblebee.

I was going to dirty Tim this hoe tonight...but i changed my mind and made the Kessel run in 11 parsecs by giving her a dirty cait. Fuck you Solo.

by LambertsWiener November 13, 2019

dirty toes

the most delicious food in the entire world. never tasted anything like it before. immaculate.

Chad: Hey bro, what you want for snacks this week?
Chaz: Dirty toes to suck on. Preferably the middle toe on the left foot.

by dirty toe tings December 26, 2019

Dirty Gordita

While engaged in a 69, the male ejaculates in the female's mouth, while simultaneously the female defecates in the male's mouth.

Jack was unpleasantly revisited by his cheap date to Taco Bell, as Jill proceeded to feed him a dirty gordita.

by Dirty_Gordita2 January 03, 2011

Dirty Sanchez

Whenn a girl sucks yourdick after having anal sex

I gave her a dirty sanchez last night

by bandana darren February 17, 2019

Dirty Lopez

When one individual has sex on consecutive nights with two different girls who are best friends.

- Dude I pulled a Dirty Lopez with those Brynn and Ashley!
- Aren't those two best friends?
- Yeah! And neither one knows I did it with other!

by trojanman2406 March 07, 2014

dirty watkins

The disease you get when you take a massive shit and you don't wash your hands afterwards. .

Dirty watkins -A dirty blond pollock with an a knack for crying like a basset hound, brrr brrr brrr!

by Memo watkins November 15, 2016