force one's lute

verb
1. To annoy, irritate or mildly upset someone, sometimes unintentionally; grind one's gears, tick one off, get on one's nerves, rustle one's jimmies, overcook one's pasta.

Derived from a misinterpretation of a phrase from "An Experiment concerning the Spirit of Coals, a letter to Robert Boyle" by John Clayton.

2. (obsolete) To break a seal, and possibly, the object(s) it adheres to as a result. Usually in relation to chemistry equipment.

1. "It really forces my lute when fonts use the clearly inferior and much uglier double-story lowercase letter "A" (а) rather than the superior, easy-to-write, sleek and beautiful single-story lowercase "A" (ɑ). But what forces my lute even further is the fact that the eyesore of a symbol that is the double-story lowercase "A" has managed to slither its way into most modern typefaces, becoming the standard with, bafflingly, barely any public pushback. The first letter of our alphabet truly deserves better."

1. "I decided to take Gerald somewhere different for lunch. I think the buger-bungeps we were served were forcing his lute, and he was in a bad enough mood already."

1. "A light that bright and harsh could easily force one's lute as they're trying to sleep."

2. "...At first there came over only phlegm, afterward a black oil, and then likewise a spirit arose which I could noways condense; but it forced my lute, or broke my glasses."

by SirDarwin March 30, 2024

don't one-seat me

when you sit down and bae sits two seats down from you (on a train, couch, etc)

*leaves an empty seat between u two for no apparent reason*

"boy what are u doing? don't one-seat me!"

by missmeira94 July 25, 2019

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

Scouty One

To pull something real fast.

This references the Scout, in team fortress 2, who has a 33% increase in speed, so he is faster than everyone

Girl: “You... were done real fast.”
Boy: “See, I pulled a scouty one on ya.”
Girl: “We are through.”

by LilNibbaVat September 18, 2019

one time tasker

A person who can only focus on one task at a time.

“I am a one time tasker- jazmin”

by Lix.. May 31, 2022

Opera One

A browser made by the company "Opera" (who also made Opera GX), which is based around having the user more features tailored to productivity including things such as tab islands and having more integrated AI features baked into the browser along with having a built in Ad-blocker.

Person 1: "What browser do you use to keep yourself organised during work?"
Person 2: "Oh, I use the Opera One browser."

by Synthia032 July 3, 2023

Loved one

Someone who keeps you from killing yourself by giving you a reason to look forward to another day.

I don't have any loved ones.
Well I guess I'm done living then.

by Gggjjjjgjgnesk October 3, 2023