When you stay celibate all the way threw college obtain a well paying salary career and marrying one person in your life.
by VaderDad June 02, 2020
When a bro fucks another bro's pussy/ass combo sex toy unprotected after it had been used by another bro shortly before. Then without cleaning the pussy/ass combo sex toy, he stealthily replaces it back in the box under the owners bed without him knowing.......like fucking "Soap MacTavish" from Call of Duty.
Recently my buddy got a new pussy/ass sex toy combo in the mail, but before he had a chance to use it.....2 of my other buddy's gave it a good ol' Dirty MacTavish. Just to break it in for him, I would suspect. True story
by DJShOoter February 09, 2011
When you’re fucking a potato and you nut in it. Then you put it in the oven and serve it to your family.
by Dirtiest Denzel December 08, 2020
When you are at a club and someone sits on your hand then you rub that finger under the sitter's nose.
by YowNow May 15, 2008
Sex or masterbation before a nap.
Used as guise to get away from kids or family to have sex and possibly nap.
Used as guise to get away from kids or family to have sex and possibly nap.
Mom, "Where are your grand parents?"
Child, " They said they where headed upstairs for a dirty nap."
"On the weekend, the old lady watches me like a hawk. A dirty nap is the only way I can get away to rub one out."
Child, " They said they where headed upstairs for a dirty nap."
"On the weekend, the old lady watches me like a hawk. A dirty nap is the only way I can get away to rub one out."
by DirtyDUSMC January 17, 2012
The act of getting railed on a beanbag and sucking the cum from the cloth while listening to Fergie sing the national anthem
by ArianaGrandeFan April 14, 2020
The act of sticking your penis in a dumpster behind a Mexican restaurant before having makeup sex with your partner.
by (☆)(☆) October 28, 2017