National Jahtari gets head day

August 11th is National Jahtari Gets head day. On this day all citizens sharing the name Jahtari shall receive head at any given time strictly from the throat goat AKA bri bri 2x

“Oh my god National Jahtari gets head day is only 10 days away I’m fucking ready”

by JaMiles04 August 1, 2021

National Claping Day

It’s the day where you grab your girlfriend/wifes and rail them on the bed!

It’s every September 8th.

Dude, aren’t you excited for National Claping Day tommorow?

by CalebsStudios July 1, 2021

national punch Izzy

National punch Izzy day is when

You punch an Izzy on September 15th

Hi Izzy!

What do you want?

…
Ow!!
What was that for?
It’s NATIONAL PUNCH IZZY DAY! :D

by Girlie for shurlie September 14, 2022

National Short Ppl day

Every June 4th

Yep every June 4th it’s National Short ppl day

by anonymous June 3, 2021

National boyfriend day

Everyday is nation boyfriend day because he is the best

Like 365 day in a year should National Boyfriend day

by National boyfriend day August 2, 2022

National BFF day

A day where you and your bsf have fun with each other and get closer!

Girl: Hey bff! Wanna spent national BFF day with me?
Bff: yeah sure ofc!

by Yoyoyo!blowmeoutdaddy January 4, 2021

National grab ass day

THE DUMBEST FUCKING THING IVE EVER HEARD JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY “ItS nAtIOnAl gRaB aSs DaY” DOESNT MAKE IT OK TO GROPE WOMEN OR ANYONE

person1: “Why did you grab my ass!?”
person2: “It’s national grab ass day!”
everyone except person2: “kys person2”

by Samw3ix March 23, 2021