Hole in one

When you blow your load and it lands directly down in your bellybutton

I got a hole in one the other day, it was such a mess

by Le-polarbear November 19, 2016

Want in one hand

" jizz in the other" is when you're about to ejaculate and your gf takes it in her hand but also high- fives you

"She started laughing when we were done and then asked me to give her a ' high-five'. Her hand was covered in my load and it made a spectacular, wet sound as our hands came together. Sometimes you just have to want in one hand and jizz in the other!"

by Runaroundsioux July 4, 2024

That one teacher

the teacher that is unreasonable about their assignments to where it pushes all students into a deep depression to the point of considering suicide

yea... so I have that one teacher if you know what I mean... You should feel bad for me.

by nick_gerd_(silent d) April 7, 2021

To Glum ones money

Person that hates spending money and eagerly goes the extra mile to avoid any costs. Like requesting a refund for getting the order delivered by different (cheaper) courier than requested.

To Glum ones money - Robert is sitting on his money like a Glum.

by pw994 May 14, 2021

one shot

a black man who drinks fortnite shields and cant die ''says your teamate'' and he has infinite health

that bitchass is ''one shot'' (although they didnt hit him) :(

by Exozs March 27, 2022

Fatty Log One Wipe

The act of taking such a perfect shit that it only needs one turd wash.

"You already shit? "- Tanner
"Yah bro I dropped a Fatty Log One Wipe." - Travis

by The Taint Tickler 69420 May 9, 2021

Another One Bites the Dust

A shameless, uncredited parody of "Another One Rides the Bus" by Weird Al. Queen should be ashamed.

Another One Bites the Dust is a terrible parody

by Shinobi77Gamer December 7, 2024