dirty apollo

me, the rat man, except I'm covered in dirt and therefore dirty

Some guy: That sure is a dirty Apollo
Other guy: rippirooni

by rat man rat god April 14, 2020

Dirty Dunkin

Giving a dirty sanchez to a dunkin donuts cup of coffee

Doreen: Mmm. this is some good coffee, but the cup smells like shit
Bob: thats because its a dirty dunkin..

by crusty bob July 1, 2011

Dirty nap

Sex or masterbation before a nap.

Used as guise to get away from kids or family to have sex and possibly nap.

Mom, "Where are your grand parents?"

Child, " They said they where headed upstairs for a dirty nap."

"On the weekend, the old lady watches me like a hawk. A dirty nap is the only way I can get away to rub one out."

by DirtyDUSMC January 26, 2012

dirty marshal

When you’re hittin it from the back and your girls shits. Then you shit and smear it on each other, while screaming ‘MUD WRESTLERS”!

Yea bro me and my girl did a dirty marshal last night it was freaky

by Lovey doves88980 April 3, 2020

the dirty mulholland

when a man fingers a woman, then slaps another man across the face, usually under the nose.
Particularly Effective when the vagina stinks or has an odour.
Smell: beer, yeast uncrusted.
Feel: gumnuts, or thoses little yellow balls found near peppercorn tree's.

the dirty mulholland.
eww lad, u just did the dirty mullo!!
yuck man, did u just do the dirty mullholland to me?

yuck man, smeels like beer!, feels like death!

by dragon slayer_01 May 1, 2008

dirty toes

the most delicious food in the entire world. never tasted anything like it before. immaculate.

Chad: Hey bro, what you want for snacks this week?
Chaz: Dirty toes to suck on. Preferably the middle toe on the left foot.

by dirty toe tings December 25, 2019

dirty pepper

The act of sticking your penis in a dumpster behind a Mexican restaurant before having makeup sex with your partner.

I performed a dirty pepper today! I'm not sorry!

by (☆)(☆) October 28, 2017