The Real Shits

Getting extremely annoyed or angry with something, someone or circumstances.

My girl got the real shits after I fake chowed her!

by Big Kas August 18, 2011

wolf shit

expression used for expressing strong outburst of emotions

1. what the wolf shit is this mann?? lay off..

2. My girl is going out with someone else, what the wolf shit man!!!

3. I ain't getting any increment this year, what the wolf shit!!!

by abhiee October 27, 2011

Shady Shit

Practically everything that will ever happen to you.

Hey best friend! Your simply my best friend right now because I am on some shady shit and want to make my our other good friends jealous.

by iliniboiiisgeterdone November 16, 2020

turd-shit

something that really sucks or you hate.

your hair looks like turd-shit today.

by turd December 11, 2003

Shit Ton

A measure of volume: The amount of space required to fill 2,000lbs of homogenized fecal matter.

That swimming pool can hold around 400 shit tons of water.

by Kimmbel October 23, 2008

pinch of shit

something valuable

he tried his best but it was not worth a pinch of shit

by wik the wokker October 26, 2003

pimp shit

what the hell is wrong with everybody!? its the hot dog shaped dark brown mushy stuff that comes out of a poorly dressed in everything from pink plaid to light green silks man's butthole. it also makes a distinct splashing sound when it hits the water in, preferably, a toilet. (sometimes in a ho's mouth as punishment for not scorin enough money throughout the night in the ghetto)

pimp: "yo bietch! you got my monay!?"

ho: "i'm sorry rufio! i'll have more than 12 cents after i get a boob job, a facelift, and liposuction."

pimp: "that ain't an excuse bietch! now getcha flobblin ass over heya and take this load of pimp shit!"

by cacaboy June 23, 2003