edgy bad boy

A gacha person that is CLEARLY stupid and everybody knows it. If you see a edgy bad boy, do the following down below. But first ill explain what they look like.
-Wolf ears
-Red and black hair
-Red and black everywhere
-Horns
And now do the following if you see one.
-Toss some gacha heat bleach and killer.
-Call gacha heat police. Their number is 123.
-Get out a AK-47 and shoot him 101010010101 times.
-Get a harming potion damage II and splash it at him 50 times. NEVER take a break until your done.
They are...
-Very overprotective over UwU Cat Boys.
-Dramatic af
-"KiLlEr KiNgS uWu"
Never approach a Edgy Bad Boy or ill freaking come to your house and kill you 😗✋✨

Man 1: Yo is that a edgy bad boy?
Man 2: .......... stay....... tf........ away......... from......... that......... UGLY THING!...........

by Charli uwu July 10, 2021

Pretty Boy Governor

A disparaging nickname pulled out of the mass ass of anti-Newsom factions who see the handsome and charismatic California Governor as an enemy of small business due to his tendency to over-value public health and the environment.

That Pretty Boy Governor can’t be trusted to align himself with the capitalist values of small business so we’ve mounted a lame and energy-wasting recall campaign!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 5, 2021

Basic white boy

Ahh the basic white boy, one of the most common species in today's society. They are often seen wearing khakis, long socks and skater brand shirts. (Even if they don't skate) They stay in small packs of 3 to 6 other white boys, usually taking videos of eachother skate and vaping together. But on their own they are usually playing Cod on they're Xbox, saying phases like 'your mom' or 'you're a bitch'. At night they hunt alone texting or snapchatting unsuspecting teenage girls for nudes.

Sarah: he's such a basic white boy

by I_gotta_zayn August 8, 2016

Certified Lover Boy

A Certified Lover Boy/CLB is a flirtatious and romantic man that unexpectedly sweeps you off your feet despite your suspicion that he has probably pulled the same moves with a number of women before you. The true test of a CLB is to over-achieve in the bedroom with some… ‘je ne sais qoui’ element to his sexual performance, all the while acting like your boyfriend and making you wonder what your future could be together. Without these qualifications he is not a certified lover boy.

“_____ is more than just one of my lover boys. He is a genuine CLB.”

“He puts the certified in certified lover boy.”

by cocaptainpancake September 10, 2021

Balloon Boy Paradox

To be given a balloon for whatever occasion and forced to carry it around all day during school, work, etc... granting you unwanted attention.

This definition is in reference to the balloon boy incident that occurred 10/15/09.

Asshole #1: Happy birthday, take this balloon!
Asshole #2: Thanks alot asshole... guess I can hold on to it for the rest of the day haha....
Asshole #1: Bitch, It's your birthday.
Asshole #2 Ugh.....I'm stuck in the motherfucking Balloon Boy Paradox now.

by electromagneticpropertiesatoms October 22, 2009

cali boy clap

It's when your balls clap while thrusting back and fourth while standing

Bruhh did u here that clap???

Yea isn't it the Cali boy clap!

Fuck yea it is

by HorseCock July 20, 2014

sad boy hours

a time of day most often nigh time where a boy/man starts to think about everything in life which leads to sadness due to the realization of mistakes and past encounters with other people. Basically rethinking life and thinking about all the negativity in their life.

-You good?
-Yea its just sad boy hours....

by lilbobbyy May 12, 2021