The condition upon which one sits on the toilet until their butt turns numb. This condition can travel down your legs if untreated, leaving you with temporary paralysis and unable to avoid all the people you’ve pissed off by hogging the bathroom.
Matt: Where the hell were you and why you walking funny?
Dan: He was in the shitter for an hour and didn’t wash his hands.
Joel: I got butt autism and I need a place to lie down
Dan: He was in the shitter for an hour and didn’t wash his hands.
Joel: I got butt autism and I need a place to lie down
by superdada March 02, 2018
Tarantulas Spinnerets
by SpiiderTheNerd October 10, 2020
by HHHHHHHHHIIIIIII February 06, 2018
A Butt Berry is a tiny stick figure with plump, quivering buttcheeks on a tree. Their butts are creamy, soft, and jiggly. They live in the Giggleberry Forest. They can squeak, clench their cheeks, and scream. They squeak when they see someone, when they pluck it off, and when they bite into it's creamy buttcheeks. They clench their cheeks when they see someone, when there's a storm, and when there's danger. They scream when you apparoach another one, and they scream when there's danger.
by Sussy bussy sinhala sus November 08, 2024
Like pocket dialed. When you don't lock your phone and accidentally change the temperature of your home via Nest app.
by RoscoeCharlie November 24, 2015
In the morning, you are the first to get out of bed to go to the bathroom. When you return to the bedroom, you see the butt of the person you're sleeping with peaking out from the sheets. Their butt lures you to assume the big spoon position. You've been butt baited.
I got up to get ready for the day, walked back into the bedroom to get dressed when I saw my bed buddy's butt, which baited me back into bed. I've been butt baited!
by Randan69 May 29, 2021
The act of climbing on a male’s back with a know tied around their balls, and proceeding to insert your penis into their Butthole
by Eansolo April 28, 2024