by mandingle dime shaboficus October 9, 2010
Get the butt bruisemug. Butt Lice are the most invasive and hard to control type of Pube Lice there ever was. There hasnt been a cure yet because even scientists catch them almost immediately. A force to be reckoned with, these species cannot be eradicated fully. These creatures are in fact not a subspecies of Lice, they mutate constantly. Burying themselves inside the butthole crevices and waiting to transform whenever ‘treated’. Having Butt Lice has only been known to be transmitted via Butt Sex. The risk is real, and millions of people will contract it and eventually die from infection.
If you have Butt Lice, it’s illegal for you to withold that information before we make Butt Sex happen. It should be in your online dating bio. If its not, thats illegal too. You’ll go to jail if you don’t tell your butt partner before you meet them in person.
by Theonlybuttlicesurvivor December 4, 2022
Get the Butt licemug. by elljemimax June 12, 2019
Get the Mutt and buttmug. Ya know, I never really used to be into southern boys, but ever since I visited Texas for about a week with my friend Sabrina, I can honestly say that "cowboy butts drive me nuts"
by 19dorama73 January 25, 2024
Get the cowboy butts drive me nutsmug. by Johnnytittybutt December 30, 2019
Get the Titty buttmug. Applies to both male and female
Slang term for any person who uses butter or some other cooking fat to give anal sex, to someone else regardless if it's forced or not.
Slang term for any person who uses butter or some other cooking fat to give anal sex, to someone else regardless if it's forced or not.
2 People Gossiping
Fred: Hey Kevin, Sven recieved Anal Sex from Gwendle.
Kevin: Well then, I guess we'll just be calling Sven Crisco butt from now on.
Fred: Hey Kevin, Sven recieved Anal Sex from Gwendle.
Kevin: Well then, I guess we'll just be calling Sven Crisco butt from now on.
by tx3000 May 4, 2010
Get the Crisco Buttmug. A large, 3-6cm wide pole that is inserted into the rectal area. The length of this pole varies according to the size/depth of the rectal cavity. Typically used with and or by a partner for maximum penetration. Most commonly used by closeted straight men, many of whom you likely know well.
by Likemadick July 7, 2023
Get the butt polemug.