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shoot me off

Shooting up and getting a hand/blow job at the same time.
I got AIDS from the needle, because the hookers would only ever shoot me off.
by Jessefro December 8, 2017
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Yakked off the goozer

Being fucked up, high, drunk, etc..
'Yakked' being the verb, 'goozer' being the subject
"Dude i'm yakked off the goozer right now"
"holy crap dude nice"
by octoNG March 25, 2024
mugGet the Yakked off the goozermug.

Urk Off

Masturbating to the 1989-1998 show, Family Matters. Term derived from the character Steve Urkel.
Timmy changed the channel to TBS, which at the time was playing an old episode of Family Matters. He then proceeded to Urk Off.
by Dr. Robotron 3000 September 20, 2010
mugGet the Urk Offmug.

gone off chicken curry

When you leave chicken curry out for too long and it goes rotten.
The gone off chicken curry tastes like cat food.
by Debskelly1985 March 19, 2023
mugGet the gone off chicken currymug.
A phrase uttered by a variety of word nerds that is invariably answered by "Dylan Taylor".
Previously: "James Nguyen", "Richard Brittain".
"Any news? What has been kicking off on apterous?"
"Dylan Taylor. You know, the incredibly attractive one."
by lenoz January 22, 2014
mugGet the What has been kicking off on apterous?mug.

gone off the bean

High as hell , on one , euphoric , mixing and matching drugs alcohol, and designer drugs
Is that Quincy ?!?!?! He gone off the bean !!!

Rick is looking weird today !
He gone off da bean
by Dr. Hu September 18, 2019
mugGet the gone off the beanmug.

sly one off

Having a cheeky wank without anyone knowing.
Be right back I'm off to sly one off before my wife gets back
by Just the tips November 4, 2018
mugGet the sly one offmug.

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