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Dog Water

when your friend is complete ass at something
Marcus- Yeo bro, I learned a new off -stage combo with scythe.
Joey- Oh word bro? lemme see that right quick
*plays a set of best of 3 in brawlhalla*
Joey- YO MY MANS YOU ARE ACTUAL DOG WATER YOU SUCK BRO GO SKYDIVE WITH OUT A PARACHUTE MY MANS YOU'RE ACTUAL DOG WATER LITERALLY
Marcus- *Leaves current area he's in*
by nahfrthoughems69 April 3, 2021
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Skurn Dog

Someone who is a scammer, pathological liar, and a thief
Don’t be a Skurn dog! Give me back my stuff.

Brandon is such a Skurn dog!! I would stay away from him
by Anne Nomous October 20, 2023
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Dog

A giant rodent that some people eat like dumbasses or some well love and sacrifice there lives to let the dog know that they are a good owner

Types of dogs

Hairy chunky dog
This thing sheds so much that you live in a giant bush of hair

The fat dog
This thing is a beast if it sees a singular crum it will have a mental breakdown and lick the whole floor just to eat the crum now your dinner room is very sticks and slippery

The skinny bitch
This thing is a legit straw this wimp never eats he or she is scared of food let me geuss he died the first day you got him

The little liver
That thing is dead

Shit eater this dog gobbles up shit like he is Joey Chestnut eating hotdogs he mistaken chocolate as shit and he is dead now

Little turd
This thing is smaller than your penis

Big turd

He needs a room instead of a cage because he is a fat turd

Fancy ho

This thing is all “give me a fork and a knife” even know they are just eating fries

Straw bitch

You’ve found a straw dog in your front yard you scared him away and he just got hit by a car

Cat

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Other names
Giant rodent/cootie boo/jerk/work/a waste of money/your own death because this thing ripped your arm off/shithead
by I have cool last name B) April 21, 2022
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I love you nigga dog monkey

When you see your best friend for the first time in 4 months and twelve days
Yo! What up man! I love you nigga dog monkey!
by Simon Yeager March 4, 2024
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The virgin Hot dog

The virgin Hot dog is when you're gonna have a nice fuckaro with your titty equiped, virgin friend, first you get her naked on the bed. Hopefully you have a long and firm shit ready to deploy.

You take a shit right between her boobs, and you go straight to the banging. Since she's a virgin there will be blood, be sure to save the blood, 'cause you're gonna need it!

When you know you're gonna splooch, pull out and deploy your soldiers on the warm shit on her chest, that's the mustard. Now you get the blood, and spread it like ketchup.

Now you got a warm, sweet and sour, virgin hot dog you can serve anyone you like.
I did The virgin Hot dog with my girlfriend the other day, I think her mom enjoyed it i little too much
by NastyLover May 13, 2020
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You lucky dog

"You lucky dog" is an idiom popularly used for males who have a female partner (This can be said for really any gender).

Although there is a more popular term with the same definition, which is "lucky dog".
Alex: "Hey, you got someone to date yet?"

Jeff: "Yeah, I got Kaitlin to date."

Alex: "Damn, she's fine as hell. You lucky dog."
by ollie101052 August 17, 2025
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