When you have condomless sex without any other contraceptives and you are in a simultaneous state of parenthood and near-miss until a few weeks later
Michael and I had a Schrödinger’s baby but it’s been seven weeks and morning sickness hasn’t started yet so I guess I’m not pregnant
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
Get the Schrödinger’s babymug. 
A very Hateful guy who cries about everything and doesn't have his life together, No friends, No love, Nothing lies inside his heart. He can be seen sitting on his ass in his parents attic doing absolutely nothing playing video games and going online to just post sad boy emo shit online, talk to individuals he shouldn't be, wallowing away is his own misery. Hates his own Parents, Hates People, Hates everyone and everything on the planet, Doesn't try to get jobs, doesn't have friends or interest in friends due to his heartless edgy nature. Dave isn't a Man or Person, just call him. Baby-Ginger-Dave
Tony: Hey, Do you talk to Dave anymore?
Kyla: Hell No! He's so hateful and evil. Such a disgusting Baby-Ginger-Dave he is.
Kyla: Hell No! He's so hateful and evil. Such a disgusting Baby-Ginger-Dave he is.
by MysteryManOfDoom6900 July 14, 2025
Get the Baby-Ginger-Davemug. The most fucked up shit you will see on the internet.
This comic is not for the weak, And i suggest you to not look the comic up.
This comic is not for the weak, And i suggest you to not look the comic up.
Jack: Hey man, Did you read Two Babies One Fox?
Alex: What's that?
Jack: Google it up!
*literally 2 minutes later*
Alex: Jack, What the fuck?!
Jack: LOLLLL!!!!
Alex: What's that?
Jack: Google it up!
*literally 2 minutes later*
Alex: Jack, What the fuck?!
Jack: LOLLLL!!!!
by Houxton999 January 31, 2025
Get the Two Babies One Foxmug. Can you please get off at the next exit? I need to find a place to orphan these lumber babies before they start drawing on the walls of my boxers.
Translation: I need to find a place to take a shit before I start turtle-heading and ruin my underwear.
Translation: I need to find a place to take a shit before I start turtle-heading and ruin my underwear.
by Porksword153 January 4, 2024
Get the Lumber Babiesmug. A Baby in a bin that has committed many terrible crimes against humanity and currently will be released on 16th of Febuary 2020 and will destroy everybody
by MechanicKartBoi January 3, 2021
Get the Bin Baby Daymug. by March420 March 8, 2022
Get the April babymug.