salman butt

kiss me plz i love your footballing skills.

salman butt has a massive cock

by Car handle November 22, 2021

butt time doctor

The doctor that performs colonoscopies, and any other thing dealing with the pooping area.

Man i just turned 40. Time to get a colonoscopy. I’ve got to go see the butt time doctor.

by Jmaktheknife July 14, 2022

Butt Funny

A very unfunny saying used whenever something is hilarious

Did you guys see Max slip and crack his head open. It was butt funny.

by PeePeemans apprentice June 9, 2022

butt-hole

the opening, many men like to penetrate with their penises, during heightened sexual arousal.

as she moved her head down, and lifted her as in the air, i gladly rammed my hard penis in her butt-hole

by TOOLY IRWIN June 12, 2018

Cat got your butt

The meat sweat from when you butt whistle with your butt lips

It was so hot outside, did the cat got your butt?

by Andeiam April 28, 2021

Butts Talking

Loudly expelling putrid smelling gas from the depths of one’s bowels in the company of others.

Doug: Hey man, you ready to go play some cards?

Alexander: Sure just don't sit by me though.

Doug: Why?

Alexander: (FFFRRRVVVVRRRTTTTTT) cause my Butts Talking loud and proud tonight.

Doug: Jesus, what did you eat?

Alexander: bean burrito, side of beans, brussel sprouts and broccoli.

by Joey BeefBuicker September 2, 2011

Butt Hurty

when you sit on a hard chair or hard surface for a long period of time and your butt hurts

After that lecture I had major butt hurty

by ellie-nor May 13, 2017