Butt Shower

A shower taken for the specific purpose of cleaning one's butt after defecating. Usually a 30 second to 1 minute ordeal, a butt shower typically only involves cleaning one's butt using a removeable showerhead or, in some cases, hands. A butt shower can sometimes evolve into a regular shower. Often used by bidet owners when traveling to a place where they will not have a bidet (i.e. a hotel or AirBNB.)

Ludwig: I took two showers that day; the second one was just for my butthole.
Anthony: Oh, I love a butt shower.
Aiden: That's what I was doing in Australia!
Nick: Dude, I've butt showered on every trip I've gone on.

by pokewaffles January 29, 2023

Albino Butt Rag

The used waxing strips of a bleached asshole.

"Hey Johnny, throw out those Albino Butt Rags will ya?"

by BallsMcBig June 13, 2016

butt crickets

an unknown sickness caused by giving babies cow milk

“great now my kids are gonna have butt crickets”

by skankbosslady September 13, 2021

Digging in butt

An act where you stick your finger in your butt that you get addicted if your name is Nathan

Nathan loves digging in butt

by Therealfnd March 27, 2021

smoker butt

the flattening of one's butt when taking up smoking

Damn, that lady has smoker butt.

by Buns McGee December 4, 2024

Butt

A butt

show your butt

by jijkjkj April 8, 2022

Butt hat

Another way to say underpants

I had to take the sheets off the bed to find my butt hat.

by Shannon dinges September 12, 2020