butt full of ranch

woah!! tracys has a butt full of ranch
by jonathan420101 August 17, 2023
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Punch yo butt

Punch yo butt” is the latest slang that’s sweeping the nation!! Instead of saying “fuck you” you just throw them a “punch yo butt” and the harshness of the burn mixed in with the hilarity of the phrase makes it comedy gold.
Mark told Isaac, “I have to cancel day drinking to go antiquing”. Mark replied with “yo, punch yo butt
by Thomas > david March 12, 2021
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secretary butt

when you sit so much that your ass starts to mold to the shape of the chair, creating a shelf-like appearance. commonly seen in school secretaries or robust librarians.
"damn did you see that ass when she stood up?! shes got a bad case of secretary butt, dude. that shit was like a shelf."
by registered firearm 420 May 12, 2025
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butt roasting

He's butt roasting me in Fortnite!
by but roaster April 14, 2018
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MEND BUTT CRACK!

A spell that seals a man\woman’s butt crack shut causing the target to be unpegable and unable to shit, in theory this spell may be more dangerous and fatal than it’s counterpart spell “TESTICULAR TORSION”. Side note if someone casts testicular torsion on you then cast mend butt crack on them to use as leverage on them to untwist your testicle.
by Mr Spoofy June 14, 2024
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Butt congestion

When you have like, a lot of gas. But it won't come out.
Yo I got mad butt congestion. My ass bouta blow up

My anus can't handle all of this butt congestion.
by OKAYYYYY February 04, 2016
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Butt licking

When a person knows a politician they support is lying and then pretend the politician is being truthful.
by Darth Mercur May 24, 2019
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