Daniel Boone High School

The shittiest school you can ever send your kid to that will ruin their life. The hallways smell too strongly of weed and cotton candy vape juice. There are bloodstains on the wall in one of the girls bathrooms. There are at least 2 guidance counselors and a teacher fired/arrested every year because they can’t keep their hands off students. One of the teachers practices witchcraft. People get stabbed in the parks outside the building. There is rarely even a superintendent. Teachers will randomly leave out of nowhere one day after being there for decades and are never heard from again. This is a school who actively tries to kill off your students brain cells until they become speds. None of the people who work here ever knows what is going on, most of the time a student who hasn’t been turned yet will organize everything because all the adults act like they slid of a dead whales womb yesterday.

Kid from a different high school: Yo how was your first day at school man?
Kid from Daniel Boone High School: Two teachers already quit, one of the students tried to rape a janitor in the lunchroom, all my friends transferred to different schools, the principals nudes were airdropped to the whole school, one of the guidance counselors already had sex 3 times with some freshman, someone brought a gun, and Jonny tried to stab three people in the eye with a paper clip.

by Ebs August 27, 2019

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daniel wright junior high

Daniel Wright is a place where kids are depressed and very stressed. Kids are rich and will do anything to get what they want. This is a clout chasing school. But don’t think that they are good at sports, cause have you seen their field. 6th graders don’t even get recess, cause the school only cares about good grades. I mean come on, really. There is a big difference between the popular and unpopular kids. The popular kids are always in the spotlight and don’t really care about others, but that’s ok cause all of the anti-socials are watching ANIME.

Kid: “Hey do you want to hang out after school?”
Other kid: “I can’t I literally had a mental break down in the schools bathroom!”
Kid: “HaHA... SaMe!”

Other kid: I know Daniel Wright Junior High is sooo stressful!”

by SAVE THE TURTLES!!! October 10, 2019

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Jay County High School

A schools full of druggies and hoes. We have like 4 good teachers out of 100. Full of soundcloud rappers who arent going anywhere but there moms basement. Big yeeyee trucks everywhere and country boiiiiisssss. Everyone gets nicced up in the bathrooms. the schools going into debt because we dont know what to spend money on.

OMG jay county high school is sooooo dumb.

by sadyeesinthechatbois October 11, 2019

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yucca valley high school

The worst school ever. It 's in the middle of the desert in the shithole town known as Yucca Valley. Half of the kids are here because their parents forgot to where a condom. It is full of white trash, emos, illegal aliens, stoners, and methheads. All the girls are ugly and have stds. Some people realize how shitty it is and will do everything to leave.

Don't ever go to this school.

Person 1: "What school are you going to?"
Person 2: "Yucca Valley High School."
Person 2: "I hope you enjoy your stds and meth.

by Hax Bro September 13, 2017

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