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I humped your mom

jack: last night I humped your mom
mike: igaf

jack: suck my dick and eat my balls you fat nigger
by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022
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your moms probably nice

A useless comeback said only by people like Jacob.

It’s funny, clever, but not very useful
Your moms probably nice”
-Jacob 2019
by CemeteryWeather November 27, 2019
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calling your mom at 3am

A demonic ritual to summon the devil and Hideo Kojima
OOH NO GUYS CALLING YOUR MOM AT 3AM OHH NO CAPTAIN JOHN SMITH CAME TO MY HOUSE
by Ccgggyu March 25, 2020
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mommyfatassimpostorsussy42069iknowyouraddress(your mom's)japanwithcreditforthecreditforthecreditforass means your mom is a fatass and the impostor that's sussy.42069 is your mom's address.japan has social credit for the ass.
it's used every time someone wants to say your mom is a fatass and the impostor that's sussy.42069 is your mom's address.japan has social credit for the ass.so instead of saying a long word.you say mommyfatassimpostorsussy42069iknowyouraddress(your mom's)japanwithcreditforthecreditforthecreditforass.
by whymesus December 7, 2021
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your mom hates youh

it means u suck get a life.
live under a bridge
Carl : "Dude your mom hates youh"
Beck : " I'll pack my bags I am going to live under a bridge"
by why, no, stop it February 19, 2019
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Cranking nineties on your mom

A euphemism for having sexual relations with somebodies' mother. Comes from "Cranking nineties" a term used in the game Fortnite.
"Alright, see you tomorrow."

"Bye, I'll be cranking nineties on your mom all night."
by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 8, 2022
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