king wizard

A person who smokes endless amounts of marijuana to the point where they believe they can perform sorcery (the magic is their trippy thoughts).

Dude 1: Fuck bro, I think consciousness is like on a wave.

Dude 2: Duuuude, no way man.

Dude 1: I’m King Wizard.

Dude 2: What?

by Lusty Leopard October 15, 2020

King wizard

When you are too good to be true, and have lived long enough to believe in yourself

How did you know that?
Well im the king wizard

by Breezybabie February 21, 2022

Wizard Finger

Verb describing the process of probing one’s rectum to administer a prostate exam.

Saw my doctor this morning. Gave me the old wizard finger!

by Wally Fingers April 10, 2024

Wizard Fingers

Fingernails that have gone a while without a clipping and have grown well beyond the fingertips to take on a look convetionally considered eccentric or unkempt

You seen Dave lately? Dude looks like he's been chained to a dungeon wall all year—he's got long locks and wizard fingers now.

by QuiteRadical August 06, 2023

Bread Wizard

A term used to describe a very creepy person, often a pedo

I say a bread wizard near a kindergarten so I called the cops

by Willbot159 April 11, 2024

Bread Wizard

A mentally challenged person that acts creepily around people younger than himself. Usually found near school area's although not closer than 500m away or cops usually get called.

We spotted a Bread Wizard near the kindergarten and called the police immediately.

by Willbot159 April 21, 2024

Canadian Beer Wizard

Beer wizardry actually consists of duct taping your 1st empty beer can to the bottom of your 2nd beer. Full beer on top. Repeat. Enjoy.

I can see by your Canadian beer wizard staff you just got to the party. ***Had to add Canadian to get it submitted.***

by March 17, 2023