When you are having sex and create a prolapse, your partner throws glitter on it and yells “Alakazam!”
Making it look like a sleeve on a wizard’s robes.
Making it look like a sleeve on a wizard’s robes.
by Shmecklemore February 24, 2023
by blizzard wizard March 17, 2022
by Jaco8800 January 29, 2018
A beer drinking game where the players wear a Snuggie as a "cloak" and a roll of duct tape around their wrist. As the players keep drinking, each new beer is taped to the top of their ongoing "staff", and the beer must be drank as such. The first to make a staff equal to their height wins, but only by screaming, "you shall not pass!"
I kicked ass last night at Wizard Staffs.
Have you seen his Wizard Staff? It's so big. I think he is going to win if he doesn't pass out.
Have you seen his Wizard Staff? It's so big. I think he is going to win if he doesn't pass out.
by FUBAI2 March 16, 2021
A wizard wand is when you take your girls dildo and bust a nut all over it. You then have your girl piss on it to give it some Mello warmth. Then quickly so it doesn’t cool off stick the wand in your girls pussy. ( for special effect stick your dick in her anus to give her the two sticker). They say wizard wands are magical.
Maria and I were role playing last night and I was a warlock so I gave her a wizard wand.
I use used a wizard wand to give Mary a two sticker.
I use used a wizard wand to give Mary a two sticker.
by I like the thicc Bois January 04, 2019
by Esther Carolina July 14, 2019
When you get blackout drunk and beat off on your friends couch, nut on it in the process and get woken up with a still hard cock.
by Nesthiq April 04, 2020