Wizard Fingers

Fingernails that have gone a while without a clipping and have grown well beyond the fingertips to take on a look convetionally considered eccentric or unkempt
You seen Dave lately? Dude looks like he's been chained to a dungeon wall all year—he's got long locks and wizard fingers now.
by QuiteRadical August 06, 2023
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Bread Wizard

A term used to describe a very creepy person, often a pedo
I say a bread wizard near a kindergarten so I called the cops
by Willbot159 April 11, 2024
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Bread Wizard

A mentally challenged person that acts creepily around people younger than himself. Usually found near school area's although not closer than 500m away or cops usually get called.
We spotted a Bread Wizard near the kindergarten and called the police immediately.
by Willbot159 April 21, 2024
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Canadian Beer Wizard

Beer wizardry actually consists of duct taping your 1st empty beer can to the bottom of your 2nd beer. Full beer on top. Repeat. Enjoy.
I can see by your Canadian beer wizard staff you just got to the party. ***Had to add Canadian to get it submitted.***
by March 17, 2023
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tiny wizard

a tiny wizard tastes like bacon and can create 15 dat boi's in a minute they also can turn into dank memes and puppies
oh sheet its a tiny wizard
by the worlds most honest guy December 05, 2017
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A popular phrase used in response to a reasonable question.
"How do you use this whistle?"

"I don't know, I'm not a wizard."
by Idkimnotawizard February 12, 2025
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wizard time

Wizard time is that moment when you are flirting and sparks/lightning/other wizard special effects happen and you realize that you've got them in the bag and you're going to get some tonight.
So I met this guy at a party last night, he bought me a drink, we were talking and it was like BAM! wizard time.
by MinxaMinx January 29, 2011
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