when you eat a big gothic mexican chicks ass in the back of a whataburger bathroom in austin texas, then use the texas toast from your patty melt to wipe her poo-jackulate off you’re face.
by Spookyseason17PH January 6, 2024
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Big gothic Mexican chick: so what were you thinking for lunch?
Me: I’m really craving a whataburger wet wipe.
Me: I’m really craving a whataburger wet wipe.
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Person 2: LL
Person 2:?
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Person 2: LL
Person 2:?
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