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who’s your broadband with?

A question often asked in certain techie shops to ascertain whom your internet provider is. The natural response to deter the annoying sales consultant is to reply “yer mum” and then walk swiftly out of the store whilst the sales consultant looks bitch-slapped.
Consultant Ben “So sir, who’s your broadband with?”
Customer “Yer mum!”
by King G of Pz September 23, 2018
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Who y’all got?

a phrase used when asking which side another person is taking. typically used in sports, but could also be used in arguments, etc.
who y’all got this superbowl? chiefs or niners?

i’m not associate with someone playing both sides. who y’all got?
by MajorBruhMoment February 2, 2020
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Who is awake now?

this is to be said when it is midnight into a group chat. this helps to attract attention and make people start texting. this annoys some people asking us people to shut up. Use the word uno nay thee or sdrawkcab kaeps or any other word that can flip the damned friggin universe upside down to shut them up.
You: Who is awake now?
Annoying guy: Shut your ass up!
Everyone: starts flooding a spamming the chat with messages
by King D with double R May 18, 2020
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Who killed Hannibal?

Refers to the skit on episode 6, season 2 of the Eric Andre Show where Eric Andre shoots Hannibal Buress and then asks “Who killed Hannibal?”

Used to indicate when a person or group wonders why something happened or why someone would do something when they are the one’s at fault for causing it.
Person A is shitty to their girlfriend and she leaves him.
Person A: Why would she do this?
Person B: Well, who killed Hannibal?
by Arrrrg, Zombies! December 28, 2022
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Who is barbies boyfriend

Person 1: Who is barbies boyfriend
Person 2: Ken??
Person 1: BAHAHAHA
Person 2: Wtf wdym??
Person 1: Smh you smuck..Ken deez nuts fit in your mouth
by hornyhisokadidit27 June 28, 2021
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Who gives a fuckism

The philosophy of not caring about philosophy and deciding to focus on what humans do best, randomly existing and doing whatever the hell we want.
Dr. Mister Pretentious is an avid critic of Who gives a fuckism
by Dr. Professor Smartman June 10, 2023
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Who made you?

A father and a mother made you, just like everyone else. It took a duality to make you, your mother couldnt do it by herself if she wanted to.
What's the point of asking a question like Who made you? And while single fathers are not a big deal, you wonder why single mothers are such a bigger deal.
by Solid Mantis September 22, 2020
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