hammer a nail through your penis into a hefty piece of wood (preferably a crucifix) then spin around and around twisting up your shit like a crazy beach lollypop
by arrbby July 1, 2011
Get the Christian Twistmug. The act of digitally penetrating the vagina with 4 fingers in a vertical arrangement, and after achieving depth, sharply rotating to a horizontal direction.
by Myonlypatent July 24, 2022
Get the Four and twistmug. by SickoBamba069 November 17, 2023
Get the Sausage twistmug. by AryasDemise February 22, 2024
Get the Twisted Treelinemug. Putting ones penis(stolen) into a German vomans vagina(pretzel) and thrusting vigorously until orgasm.
Ryan: Did you do some pretzel twisting last night with that chick?
Alex: Three times last night and once this morning, I'm a pretzel twisting machine.
Oh, pretzel twisting is wunderbar, Ja?
Ja.
Alex: Three times last night and once this morning, I'm a pretzel twisting machine.
Oh, pretzel twisting is wunderbar, Ja?
Ja.
by Fuzzy_R January 1, 2011
Get the pretzel twistingmug. During the week we feltch, but during the weekend we like to unwind with a twisted feltch. It takes a little more effort, but it's still good.
by Wisest Unicorn March 4, 2010
Get the twisted feltchmug. This act involves doing a combination of drugsa upper followed by downer or vice versa example doing methfollowed by heroin.
by shooter makk August 12, 2019
Get the Twist twanglemug.