Jizz pimping

When a man sells his sperm for profit.

Man1: Hey, what are you going to do today man?

Man2: Gonna donate some sperm.

Man1: You mean for free?

Man2: No, I'm gonna get paid.

Man1: Oh Shit, You Jizz pimping!!!

by Jachze February 23, 2010

welfare pimp

A man that lives off of women with public assistance

You laying up in that lady house not paying any bills living off of food stamps n housing you a welfare Pimp

by Shanaia September 17, 2018

Pimp Captain

A Pimp Captain is someone so bad-ass, he not only pimps the hoes, he pimps the pimps.

There are a number of ways to become a Pimp Captain. For example, if you moon walk on your knees, back-hand a pimp three times consecutively, hire your wife as your hoe then divorce her but keep her as your hoe, etc.

by Officer Jimmy December 29, 2010

Shit Pimp

Some one who is such a fuckin idiot that he is decribed as some one who pimps out shity ass holes.

James: O god my step brother bought a hat that makes him look like a 60's wise guy. He also asked out my sister (his step sister) 2 twice in a week.

Joey:What a shit pimp.

by Grage Troder July 1, 2010

Pimp Sleeper

Someone who is sleepimping and dreaming about being a pimp more than being one. Also know as a sleeper pimp.

My roommate Lucky is a pimp sleeper and spends all his nights sleepimping and dreaming about being a pimp. To bad when he wakes up he has to take his broke ass to work.

by Da Gurugooglepimp ♌️🦁👑 July 8, 2019

Aol pimping

Going into aol's chat rooms and trying to pick up or hitting on a lot of women.

Billy:Mom not right now im AOL pimping.

bob77::hey baby whats up
richard493::Man look at bob77 go he is really aol pimping today

by keilowkei October 17, 2010

female pimp

A female that gets money from both male or female

NEKISHA is a female pimp she has everyone making her money

by nekisha June 23, 2006