shotgun surgery

performing shotguns using a surgery. pretty self explanatory

I offered my patients three options for their amputation of their arms: saw, sex, or shotgun surgery

by professional_circle July 20, 2023

Shotgun Surgery

When a man pretending to be a doctor uses a shotgun (instead of a scalpel or any other surgical tool) and ends up killing the patient. It ends most times in the stereotypical black nurse cracking wise.

Im filing a malpractice suit against the man who killed my son! He practices Shotgun Surgery!

by The sweet release of death. September 07, 2016

Shotgun Squad

A group of badass drinkers that Shotgun beers like nobody's business

I want to be able to chug beers like the Shotgun Squad

by Frollet742 February 13, 2021

shotgun squad

The most legendary drinking team on planet earth.

I wish I could drink beer like the Shotgun Squad.

by Frollet742 February 23, 2021

Jesus with a shotgun

Doomguy

Person 1: hey it's Jesus with a shotgun

by Doomslayer is Doomslayer February 21, 2023

australian shotgun

Blowing smoke onto someone else's genitalia for purposes of visually stimulating sexual arousal.

I'm going to give you an Australian shotgun from this bong.

by Aristocratic Linen April 06, 2017

African Shotgun

A ritual in which you defecate into a toilet and keep pissing in it for roughly five days without flushing. Then, when you're ready, pump it with a plunger to soften the load, and flush it all down in one sitting. The force, sound, and size of the load zooming down the pipe is meant to imitate a shotgun.

Jules: I'm gonna go take an African Shotgun
Geoff: dude no stop

by Escvelyn March 08, 2019