Jerk Off Shuffle

1. The awkward way you walk when you have semen dripping down your body after jerking off on the way to the tissue box

2. The lightning fast run performed when you're jerking off and you hear the garage door open

Dude I jerked off and got jizz all over my stomach so I had to do the jerk off shuffle to get to the bathroom and clean up

by Dj Pj August 9, 2016

The 6 Step Shuffle

A game played by males where 6 men take turns stomping on another man's testicles. There is no clear end to this game.

The 6 Step Shuffle is the reason I can't have kids.

by Big Toe Licker January 6, 2016

sloppy sideways shuffle

Another term for mutual masturbation.

Me and my friend jack just did the sloppy sideways shuffle the other day, but we made sure to stay six feet away because we aren't gay.

by The Frostiest Of Jacks June 16, 2018

Sexual predator shuffle

When a man follows a women around at a party or social event, because he is unaware that she doesn't want to have sexual intercourse with him.

"Matt was doing the sexual predator shuffle on my friend Hannah, so we had to kick him out of the party."

by Orange Anchovies February 3, 2019

shuffle me good

when u shuffle a deck of cards well for someone else duh..... stop thinking sexually you pervert

can you shuffle me good?

Of course I can!

by buddyluv11 May 24, 2017

Terry B Shuffle

T B shuffle.

While taking a shit in a public restroom. Climb under to the next stall and lick the balls of the guy next to you while trying to grab one of his turds.

Last night while taking a shit a fag next to me tried to do a Terry B shuffle

by Pork Chop Cash June 14, 2017

Reverse knuckle shuffle

Masturbating with one’s hand inverted as opposed to the conventional way of holding your penis that makes it feel different than normal like someone else is jerking you off.

Joe wanted an away game, so he gave himself a reverse knuckle shuffle.

by VanD Cape January 10, 2020