San Francisco shuffle

The act of using the escalator handrail to mechanically wipe one's ass due to the toilet paper shortage of the Corona Virus

The mall bathroom was out of toilet paper so I pulled a San Francisco Shuffle in front of Macy's.

by @brammersaurus March 12, 2020

Terry B Shuffle

T B shuffle.

While taking a shit in a public restroom. Climb under to the next stall and lick the balls of the guy next to you while trying to grab one of his turds.

Last night while taking a shit a fag next to me tried to do a Terry B shuffle

by Pork Chop Cash June 14, 2017

shuffle me good

when u shuffle a deck of cards well for someone else duh..... stop thinking sexually you pervert

can you shuffle me good?

Of course I can!

by buddyluv11 May 24, 2017

Bob Saget Shuffle

A complex sex move consisting of a hooker forming a tight seal around your butthole whilst blowing air into your colon. All of this is done while moving your legs up and down like a sumo wrestler.

Ryan Rigdon loves getting the ol' Bob Saget Shuffle.

by BigDuke6 May 5, 2020

The 6 Step Shuffle

A game played by males where 6 men take turns stomping on another man's testicles. There is no clear end to this game.

The 6 Step Shuffle is the reason I can't have kids.

by Big Toe Licker January 6, 2016

double-knuckle-shuffle

The double-knuckle-shuffle is a masturbation technique only known by the greatest baiters.

hey do you know the double-knuckle-shuffle?
the double-knuckle-shuffle is learned not taught.

by (|-|4c| September 22, 2023

Reverse knuckle shuffle

Masturbating with one’s hand inverted as opposed to the conventional way of holding your penis that makes it feel different than normal like someone else is jerking you off.

Joe wanted an away game, so he gave himself a reverse knuckle shuffle.

by VanD Cape January 10, 2020