Pocket-philosopher

Someone who tries to be deep, but just comes off as pretentious, or having no life experience.

Guy 1: "People just are horrible, human beings are pathetic creatures and everyone is garbage. Live life as you please, because you only get one."
Guy 2: "Wow, playing pocket-philosopher today are we? What other common sense covered in sugar are you going to give me next?"

by JuneEagle May 23, 2018

cock pocket

the part of a female which is used for reproduction. also known as a vagina, sleeve of wizard, and meat curtains. RP

I want to stick my yogurt slinger in her cock pocket.

by r73u3s3p1 January 15, 2011

Pocket Adventure

When a girl reaches in a guy's pocket and plays with a his dick

"I heard Anna gave Jimmy a pocket adventure in physics class!"

by Oeltjens January 31, 2010

Cock pocket

Adjective; crass, obnoxious description of a vigina.

Man that chic had a nice tight little cock pocket.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Prius pocket

A neighborhood where you can count three or more Priuses (Prii?) in consecutive driveways or parked out front if it's a really urban Prius pocket.

Honda Insights and Ford Escape Hybrids can be substituted for Priuses to meet the minimum threshold of three.

We accidentally drove through a Prius pocket, but the green zombies were all inside their solar salons and did not attack our 8 cylinder lifted pickup truck.

by Jay Langley February 11, 2010

clown pocket

Refering to (generally in a male) an anus that has been widened by constant buggery. Usually a clown pocket belongs to a victim of anal rape. The name comes from the severe wideness of it being likened to that of a clown's pocket.

You got an asshole the size of a clown's pocket.

by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

Cock Pocket

1. A way to describe a condom

2. A way to describe a very sexually active girl - that may be referred to as a slag or slut.

1. Got a cock pocket i could use?

2. I bet she's a right dirty cock pocket. Got some diseases in the lining.

by Dannnnnnnnnn August 1, 2007