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dump tower

'Trump Tower', NYC, was briefly renamed to 'Dump Tower' on Google Maps worldwide on the 27th of November 2016. This caused the meltdown of the Twittersphere.

Was Google behind this? Probably.
Jono, did you see Dump Tower on Google Maps earlier! What a laugh!
by JN7 November 27, 2016
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TOKYO RADIO TOWER

Going to Japan and getting a threesome whilst on tour. Where the Eiffel Tower is two blokes and a bird, the Tokyo Radio Tower is two fine Japanese ladies and a fella.

'Grandad the holiday was great, I did the Tokyo Radio Tower"
'Grandad the holiday was great, I did the Tokyo Radio Tower"

That's great son, when I was stationed in Japan I did the Tokyo Radio tower every week. I spent all my Army Pay doing the tower"

Grandad, you are the best, spank you for your service.
by Aliensnoofiend May 23, 2025
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Alton Towers

A Theme Park located in Alton (A.K.A the middle of nowhere) that is home to many record breaking rides. Some really popular rides at Alton Towers that if you havent heard of, you are expected to have either lost yourself in a forest for a few hundred years or you are just dumb as fuck. These rides are known as; The Smiler, the first 14-inversion rollercoaster. Oblivion, first “vertical drop” coaster (87.5° at its steepest). There is also enterprise and spinjam. Those rides are just fillers because Alton Towers decided the wanted a Fair in the middle of there theme park. In conclusion Alton Towers is either really shitty or the best theme park you will set foot on. It all depends on if you go on a day with okay operators or knobs.
Poor soul “i went to alton towers yesterday and the operator looked like the tip of a chode and took 3 minutes to set us off in the wickerman.”

Friend “you poor, poor, soul”
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Bloody towers

When you have sexual intercourse with a female who is on her period.
Tom: I had sex with emma when she was on her period
Craig: bloody towers! that must have been messy
by thats my way March 27, 2013
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Vegas Tower

When two women and one man get together and have sex. one women lays on the bed with her legs hanging off so the man can sand up and have sex with her, while the other women sits on the girl laying downs' face and proceeds to make out with the male.
guy1- Dude i heard you did a Vegas Tower with megan and ashley is that true?

guy2- hells ya bro! but remember what happens in veges stays in vegas so thats all i can tell you.
by Anti-Product August 20, 2011
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Las Vegas Water Tower

Going face down at your friends crotch in a public pool while they piss out all the alcohol.
Dude did you see the Las Vegas Water Tower Hunter took from Corey yesterday?
by Vega$ Gremlin July 16, 2023
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Brazilian meat tower

A sexual act resembling an eiffel tower minus the girl. Multiple meats necessary.
Buren and Chase snuck off late last night; I bet they were making a Brazilian meat tower.
by ACS204 May 21, 2020
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