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Slippery Squid Shaker

When a man removes the tentacles and teeth from a squid so it cannot move, and then proceeds to use it as a fleshlight until the squid is shaking from the amount of semen it has digested
Petaon 1: Yo i gave my brother a slippery squid shaker last night
Person 2: nigga what
by Freaky Gooner 405 July 18, 2025
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SQUID

Stupidly Quick, Underdressed, Imminently Dead - idiots on motorcycles with more horsepower than brains, pulling wheelies and stoppies, weaving through traffic at insane speeds, and generally trying to live out their action-movie fantasies on public roads with little or no safety gear.
That pile of roadkill that hit that truck at 100mph was another squid.
by SlapTheBasil June 9, 2022
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Squid Game

A popular Korean TV survival drama series on Neflix in 2021. It's about a competition and u win 45.6 billion dollars. But, u have to compete in six children's games such as Red Light, Green Light and Tug of War. But, there could only be one winner and people have to get killed every game.
Squid Game is a mystery series.
by Angel-Bad October 13, 2021
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squid wanking

Literally an example of doing nothing to help in a team based game
by SuplexTheWeak June 14, 2020
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Squid Tank

A group of people consisting of all females and one male.
Hans, do you have extra dick pills, it's a squid tank in here!
by 2guysandagirl August 18, 2022
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Glow Squid

1) An underwater Minecraft Mob that, like it says on the tin, is a squid that glows. It lights up underwater areas and drops Glow Squid Ink, but has little other purpose.

2) In a poll or competition, to win not based on one's merit but based on the endorsement of someone with influence, in reference to the Minecraft Glow Squid's divisive win against the Moobloom and Iceologer in its Mob Vote, often believed to have been caused by Minecraft Youtuber Dream's endorsement of the Glow Squid.
1) The Glow Squid doesn't actually have a hypnotizing status effect. Shiny things in video games just hypnotize you anyways.

2) That Twitter poll would have totally turned out differently if there weren't a bunch of influencers glow squidding the vote.
by Chrispies September 15, 2022
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Squid Marks

Another name for a person's tattoos.
"Check out the squid marks on that guy! That is some serious ink!"
by Fatty Bearsteak September 10, 2019
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