cat fart

The foulest form of wordfart known to man, originating from the colon of a domestic feline, especially when said feline is sitting in the lap of its respective owner.

Damn dude! That smelled just like a cat fart! Go find a litter box, will ya?!

by Anonymous November 09, 2003

Flag

Get the cat fart mug.

Tofu-Fart

A Tofu-Fart is bowel gas escaping from a vegetarian rectum, when the attached vegan biomass presumably ate tofu. Vegetarians mistakenly believe their farts don't stink.

I told that Tofu-farting vegan to pick me up two Whoppers with cheese at Burger King, and I would let her have the lettuce and pickle.

by JackMeough April 03, 2010

Flag

Get the Tofu-Fart mug.

Fart Biscuit

to fart in ones cupped hand then thrust the trapped fart-air into someones nose/mouth

me: if you give me another fart biscuit im going to murder your whole family.

you: ok.

by St. God January 15, 2011

Flag

Get the Fart Biscuit mug.

Whiskey Fart

To sit on the toilet after a night of drinking and have brown water fire hosed out your ass

oh jeez, i better strap myself in, i'm about to take a whiskey fart!

by Shamann July 07, 2004

Flag

Get the Whiskey Fart mug.

Dumb Fart

someone who has nothing but bullshit to say,it always sounds like they are speaking from they asshole like your boss,they always speak fast and think slow,everyword they say stinks

that dumb fart of my boss fired me today,dumb fart is forever shouting

by fujilet December 13, 2007

Flag

Get the Dumb Fart mug.