Masturbating into a microwaved tortilla wrap until ejaculation occurs, wrapping it up like a burrito and serving it to an enemy
'Din!' Announced Rogle, 'I just made a wank burrito and serving it to Dennis with his pepper coffee!'
by RogleDin December 12, 2018
Get the Wank Burritomug. When one has epicly failed at making a homemade pizza and it turns into a sloppy mess so they try to pass it off as a calzone, but in fact its just a complete cheesy, dough, mess. Take it like a man. You can't cook. Deal with it.
by AuburnSass September 24, 2013
Get the Pizza Burritomug. The worst food ever. Even with fucking sauce it’s crap. No one should even look at a burrito. We should all eat unfertilized eggs because that’ll make life better.
by Quietwolf12 January 8, 2020
Get the Burritomug. Similar to taco ass but after a shart, the underwear sticks to and wraps around the shit on the ass.
by dictat-har June 27, 2016
Get the burrito assmug. by I wish I was in Europe December 17, 2015
Get the dutch burritomug. by KimJongThedicktatior September 29, 2017
Get the burrito slevemug. Del tacos burritos are the shit, I buy and taste like paradise.
They have chicken, cheese, lettuce and the thing on top. Original made in
They have chicken, cheese, lettuce and the thing on top. Original made in
by DingDong900 December 14, 2023
Get the Del tacos burritomug.