Six Million Dollar Text

Texting with only one eye because you are so drunk, that you can't read your cellphone screen with both eyes.

Guy #1: "Where were just at bro?"

Guy #2: "I was outside in the back alley yukin' everywhere, tryin to send out a six million dollar text for my girl to come get me."

by thinair421 April 16, 2010

50 Dollar Rub Rub

A '50 Dollar Tan Tan' is a another word for a person that goes to get an asian massage, in hopes that they receive a happy ending.

Friend 1: Yo dude, I'm going to spend fifty dollars to get an asian massage, lets hope I get my '50 Dollar Rub Rub'.

Friend 2: Dude... I want a 50 Dollar Rub Rub too.

by LightBeUponYouAndYou February 26, 2017

silver dollar flat top

A flat top haircut in which a bald spot resides on top.

“That old man has a silver dollar flat top”

by Teitorbig February 5, 2021

20 dollar fortnite card

and no. im not giving it away. remember, never, ever, SHARE.

man: fortnite good

20 DOLLAR FORTNITE CARD

man: omg i dont need it

by Questionforgodwhy April 21, 2021

19 dollar fortnite card

19 dollar fortnite card the most expensive you can get except for a 69 dollar fortnite card

19 dollar fortnite card who wants it? It’s all for free

by EBOIRANDOM July 30, 2022

20 dollar fortnite card

probably a video that has been made by a kid

20 dollar fortnite card who wants it and yes i'm giving it away and remember share share SHARE

by Power476 April 1, 2021

two million dollar handjob

When a woman uses her two breasts to give the most sensational handjob ever

Rick: My wife just gave me a two million dollar handjob

Dan:My wife and I tried anal! :D

Rick: Gross.

by BestPseudonym March 21, 2014