Spartans Prayer

What I call homo-sapiens who takes naps as prayers.

Person 1: Do you take naps as prayers?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are Spartans Prayer.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 14, 2025

Splat dugging

The act of getting a heterosexual veteran of a trench war to remember having gay relations with a war buddy

Yo, Im about to go splat dugging Justin's grandpa, wanna come?

by Gorper1275 February 4, 2025

Spartan Prayer Is: "I Will Strike You And Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

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Spartan Prayer Is: "I Will Strike You And Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

Splat Rat

The act of giving a guy a blowjob, holding the cum in your mouth, and then using it to get a girl pregnant while eating her out.

I gave her a splat rat and now her boyfriend thinks it’s his.

by Diesel Truck March 19, 2025

Sparta By Lives To Live To Days Of Our Live To Soho By Sparta

Sparta By Lives To Live To Days Of Our Live To Soho By Sparta

Sparta By Lives To Live To Days Of Our Live To Soho By Sparta

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

Spartacular, spartAcular, spartaculaR

Spartacular, spartAcular, spartaculaR

Spartacular, spartAcular, spartaculaR

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025

Spartanburg IOU

When a young couple are frustrated during coitus, perhaps before, but definitely during one of them or both defecate themselves and make up in the morning

Babe, I don’t know what I would do without you in that Spartanburg IOU

by moeswoes February 4, 2026