double-knuckle-shuffle

The double-knuckle-shuffle is a masturbation technique only known by the greatest baiters.

hey do you know the double-knuckle-shuffle?
the double-knuckle-shuffle is learned not taught.

by (|-|4c| September 22, 2023

shuffle me good

when u shuffle a deck of cards well for someone else duh..... stop thinking sexually you pervert

can you shuffle me good?

Of course I can!

by buddyluv11 May 24, 2017

Bob Saget Shuffle

A complex sex move consisting of a hooker forming a tight seal around your butthole whilst blowing air into your colon. All of this is done while moving your legs up and down like a sumo wrestler.

Ryan Rigdon loves getting the ol' Bob Saget Shuffle.

by BigDuke6 May 5, 2020

The 6 Step Shuffle

A game played by males where 6 men take turns stomping on another man's testicles. There is no clear end to this game.

The 6 Step Shuffle is the reason I can't have kids.

by Big Toe Licker January 6, 2016

Sexual predator shuffle

When a man follows a women around at a party or social event, because he is unaware that she doesn't want to have sexual intercourse with him.

"Matt was doing the sexual predator shuffle on my friend Hannah, so we had to kick him out of the party."

by Orange Anchovies February 3, 2019

San Francisco shuffle

The act of using the escalator handrail to mechanically wipe one's ass due to the toilet paper shortage of the Corona Virus

The mall bathroom was out of toilet paper so I pulled a San Francisco Shuffle in front of Macy's.

by @brammersaurus March 12, 2020

Herb Dean Shuffle

where you sprint up, wave your arm half between them, chest bump the aggressor, then pull back and bring your arms to your side and hands in the air like "who was that? Not me stopping the fight, keep moving guys"

Joe Rogan- "OOOAHHHHHHHHHH ITS OVER... NO ITS STILL GOING... OAAAHH HE HERB DEAN SHUFFLED THEM, THE FIGHTS STILL GOIN FOLKS"

by Mr. Marino November 14, 2021