Sausage Farm

Gathering spot for homosexual males.
I.E Parks, Rest Stops ( after dark ).
I pulled into the rest stop and was immediately horrified. I was sure it was a sausage farm from the thick odor of feces and semen.
by Remover October 06, 2003
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sausage jockey

A Passive homosexual who practices anal sex.
Brighton is full of Sausage-Jockeys
by Linael November 19, 2003
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pink sausage

A perverse sexual practice.
Before sex, cook up some bacn. Tie a string around this bacon, and get your lady to eat said bacon, leaving the string hanging from her mouth. Proceed with anal intercourse. As you reach climax, pull the string, pulling the bacon from your lady's throat. Her anal uscles will tighten immeasurably. Tehn pull out- her rectum will invert as you pull out, leaving a "pink sausage" hanging out of her arse.
I gave Ana a pink sausage last night- she had to go to the hospital.
by scotsman_too_hotsman March 07, 2009
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Sausage Hamster

Another term for "ferret"; see ferret
Sausage hamsters make great pets.
by minari-naga March 25, 2005
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bot a sausage

The voluntary insertion of a particular meat product; a sausage into one's backside. Usually performed for pleasure or sometimes to win a bet.
Born in Norfolk, 'bot a sausage' takes place regularly, the Mayor of Norfolk is in the process of making it a public holiday.
Norfolk 'young chap' - "What day does bot a sausage fall on this year Dad?"
Norfolk young chap's father (unconfirmed) - "Well son (unconfirmed), we can go upstairs now, I've just had delivery of bratwursts!"
Norfolk 'young chap' - (Clapping hands) "Yippee!"
by David J Wild September 05, 2008
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Blood Sausage

When a guy fucks a girl on her period. Ergo sausage being a euphemism for the penis, and because their is menstrual blood on it, it is a blood sausage.
I slept with my girlfriend who was on her period. When I pulled out, I had a blood sausage.
by JBooker December 09, 2013
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sausage monkey

A Girl , normally short in stature that has a keen regard for penis, and the sexual energy and morality of a Bonobo chimp .
The date went well, she turned out to be a sausage monkey .
by Gibdog82 February 02, 2016
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