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idiot sandwich

a term used to further annunciate the idiocy of a person while holding the persons face between two pieces of wonder bread
gordon ramsey: “what are you!”
poor chef contestant: “an idiot sandwich
by carpetlover164 October 11, 2021
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Intransigence Sandwich

A situation where you're attempting to mediate 2 parties and both of them are being difficult to work with and blaming you instead of recognizing you as the only reasonable person attempting to help them both meet their objectives,
Trying to schedule 2 executives at different companies for a meeting and their being impossible and contradictory to jeopardize the meeting that allegedly "important" to both. The "scheduler" is caught in an Intransigence Sandwich.
by montelwilliams January 22, 2015
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dry sandwich

A non moist version of a sandwich which usually contain no butter and gives long stares into the abyss that is your life
Look at Jacob, he's such a dry sandwich!
by That_sandwich_person May 24, 2018
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Leaderboard Sandwich

noun.
a sandwich. made of leaderboard. a leaderboard sandwich.

a term used in online gaming when 2 friends are on either side of the leaderboard from someone they wish to spite.
top frag: "hey 2nd player, we're making a sandwich!"
bottom frag: "a leaderboard sandwich!"
by ItsPeachy December 31, 2022
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jeto sandwich

A sandwich that has been made in the fashion that a mommas boy would like. This includes special orders at restaurants but is not only limited to sandwiches. The term can apply to basically any old "pain in the ass" that only a mother could be capable of loving. Jeto sandwich happens at many places, on many levels. Oft times the term can be applied to anyone who takes a casual obligation to the next level.

Jeto sandwich can also be applied as a mother's plea as well, implying that their "little angel" a.k.a. "my jeto" is completely incapable of negatively based on the strong love of the Mother.
There is a female version as well rreferred to as "jeta"
Why cant this guy just order off of the menu!? He always has to have his little "jeto sandwich."
You know that fool is guilty, he's such a "jeto sandwich" he won't last a minute in jail.
by Yerbachev November 6, 2018
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Peameal sandwiches

Often referred to having an "Argy Bargy", coming over for "a Peameal Sandwich" means to log onto Warzone within the next 30-45 min.
Jon typed in Discord, "Yo boys Peameal sandwiches. My place. Let's go".

Chris and Dan made a mental note to grab supper and log onto Warzone to get fucking ruined in Warzone (bc Activision's SBMM is way too overaggressive and is seemingly targeting the group for total fist-fucking every single fucking night)
by Firingblind December 11, 2020
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Moron Sandwich

Idiot sandwich doesn’t sound english enough. Tell Gordon to be more of a fookin english man. This will also sound smart cause your using another word besides idiot. good job.
person 1: What are you?
person 2 (a higher being above gordon): a moron sandwich.
by crak head boi July 11, 2020
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