Dirty sanchez

When a man shits in a condom the proceeds to freeze it then hides it under a random persons pillow

Mark asked John what he did last night and John said “I gave this lady from the nursing home a dirty sanchez”

by Quadrapoliegec May 29, 2022

dirty sanchez

when you insert something in their tight chocolate doughnut but they shit a little so you take it out and bob ross an authentic mexican mustache across their upper lip.

"OMG Sarah is such a slut, she gave a dirty sanchez to her boyfriend and licked it off"
"that night with jeff was awesome I didn't tell him I get turned on by poo and yet he still gave me a dirty sanchez"

by jefarbel November 14, 2023

<Doctor Sparta> Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo And David Sanchez Is Dolo <ApolloQuest> Steven Campos Is Aphrodite <Jay-Z>

<Doctor Sparta> Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo And David Sanchez Is Dolo <ApolloQuest> Steven Campos Is Aphrodite <Jay-Z>

<Doctor Sparta> Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo And David Sanchez Is Dolo <ApolloQuest> Steven Campos Is Aphrodite <Jay-Z>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

Alabama Sanchez

When you cum on a girls face, and then use a permanent marker to draw a Pedro mustache on her upper lip.

"Are you talking to Julie?"
"No, shes still mad because I gave her an Alabama Sanchez last weekend"

by JeffreyMolldune June 2, 2018

alexis sanchez male

Alexis sanchez is very hot dude that pulls so many girls and has a big pp with a good personality as well he’s a smooth dude with most likely nice hair and has nice feet and hands

Girl:”who is that cute boy over there”
Her friend:”oh that’s the cute boy Alexis sanchez male”

by Bumblehumble May 3, 2022

Isabeth Sofia Acosta Sanchez

bitch

let this go through pls

she's such a Isabeth Sofia Acosta Sanchez

by hellboyisbae June 1, 2019

fishy sanchez

When one feeds one's cats and must extract that last little bit from the container with the side and tip of a finger. One then inadvertently scratches ones nose for the self infliction of the fishy sanchez.
One can also inflict the fishy sanchez to others as a punishment for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

I was feeding the cat when my nose started to itch, gave myself a fishy sanchez and had to go back inside and wash my nose

by fishyfool April 8, 2024