Rachel

Rachel is usually a villain and evil. It comes from the Latin word for watermelon, Rechal. As a friend, she can’t be depended on. Most times she will leave you to go be friends with someone else. Don’t let a Rachel into your inner circle. She is a good supplier for ramen noodles however; her cabinets are always full of them. I mean her pantry.

Don’t let Rachel into your house!

by Pestypanda3 December 21, 2019

Rachel

An angry lesbian (it's me don't call me a homophobe mkay?).

Wow, Rachel is a lesbian who is always angry.

by Gay and gay April 22, 2019

Rachel

Rachel L. Is an amazing and young girl. She is so amazing and funny. Anytime you want to Laugh go to her she will always be there to make you smile. She will make you cry of laughter live for the moments. Love her every time you see her. She is an amazing young woman and no boy could resist her. She always gets hurt but every time she does she comes back stronger. She is a strong young woman and anyone will be their for her. Even if she does not believe it. She is gorgeous inside and out. Rachel is the best Person you will ever meet. Just like I did. She is the love of my life but she will never know.

Person 1: do you know who that girl is. Im starting to fall inlove with her
Person 2: Yea thats rachel she is a guy magnet I love her too

by Jc287 May 16, 2019

Rachel

psychopath.

Rachel Vazquez is a psychopath

by Rachel is a psycho October 14, 2019

Rachel

Rachel is the type of person who is good at soccer and water polo and also has freckles! She is super bubbly and loves to have a joke and a laugh!! She always seems to be talking about the different types of holes In the body especially the bum hole! She is really funny and plays minecraft education edition in class and flappy golf!!! Rachel is always complaining about how people spell her name because “it is not spelt Rachael, Racheal it is Rachel”

Person 1-“Look at that girl over there with freckles who is smashing that game of soccer”

Person 2- “Must be a Rachel!”

by jjcraycray August 30, 2019

Rachel

A Rachel is a gay emo and annoying. She may be those but she is a monkey

Rachel stOppppp pincHINgg mee i gETttt itt UUERR Gayy

by shru_ September 1, 2019

Thank you, Rachel.

Based on an r/facepalm post. Refers to an article written by Rachel Link of Authority Nutrition about how to limit hangover symptoms, with the first tip being "limit alcohol consumption".

This is a response to someone who says something stupidly obvious.

Article: "Beginner's tips for highway driving: 1) Wear a seatbelt." Derek: "Thank you, Rachel."

by JTBSpartan September 3, 2019