White, upper or upper-middle class female. Has strong opinions on, well pretty much everything. Opinions, while strong, are based more on privilege than fact. Will have vacant, crazy eyed stare. May also consider themselves a "Dog-Mom". Likely to post opinions on social media for attention, supported with little basis in reality. Stay at Home Mommy will often respond to debate with "as-if, or what-ev, as she is likely too damn stupid to engage in intelligent debate. An adult referring to themselves as a "Mommy" will have nothing of any substance to contribute to conversation as they are clearly disconnected from reality, have no fear and are potentially a total dip shit, cancer to society and a true step backward in the advancement of society in general. Avoid at all costs.
I'm a Stay at Home Mommy, and you now know all you need to know about the validity of anything I'm about to say next.
by plaidfinger February 2, 2022
A cult sect (dX) that holds abusers, pedofiles and child abusers accountable for their actions. Advocates for children and victims.
by happyhooligan November 18, 2021
Bored mothers who converse nonsense and are easily offended. Found in chats and groups on social media.
That mommy grouper booted me for suggesting to put whisky on the babies pacifier to sooth his teeth coming in.
by Tank154 July 13, 2021
The dominate lesbian who gets pussy eaten before she eats pussy you mess with this bitch she gonna make you eat her until she orgasms
She my top mommy (l) 👅
by Big daddy 1074 October 7, 2016
When people tell you shit your kids/pets/friends did/are, but your brain just can't register it cause you think they're perfect no matter what
Person1: I'm sorry, but your son is very overweight
Person 2: No he's not! He's just a little chubby!
Person 1: You need to snap out of the mommy blindness
Person 2: No he's not! He's just a little chubby!
Person 1: You need to snap out of the mommy blindness
by NuclearKärring November 29, 2017