when someone calls ‘tuesday’ on the weed it means they smoke after the person who lights it. Followed by wednesday, Thursday, etc.
if you reach Sunday you’re smoking with too many people
if you reach Sunday you’re smoking with too many people
by BronxSaint November 4, 2021
Get the Tuesdaymug. By FAR the most irrelevant day of the week. Everyone always overlooks Tuesday and says Monday is the worst, but at least on Monday it isn’t immediate max effort and work like on Tuesdays. At least on Mondays you are usually at least somewhat refreshed from the weekend, unlike Tuesdays, where you get the devastating realization that the weekend is still so far away, unlike how you can at least still be able to ease into the week like on Mondays.
Purpose of each day of the week:
Monday: The start of the working week.
Wednesday: The halfway point.
Thursday: Friday Eve.
Friday: The end of the working week.
Saturday: The main day off.
Sunday: Monday Eve.
Tuesday: Serves literally zero purpose.
Purpose of each day of the week:
Monday: The start of the working week.
Wednesday: The halfway point.
Thursday: Friday Eve.
Friday: The end of the working week.
Saturday: The main day off.
Sunday: Monday Eve.
Tuesday: Serves literally zero purpose.
Amigo 1: Hey man, why are you pissed?
Amigo 2: It’s Tuesday. Therefore, we’re back to back to really working, unlike Monday where we were at least somewhat refreshed from the weekend.
Amigo 1: That’s understandable, Tuesdays suck.
Amigo 2: It’s Tuesday. Therefore, we’re back to back to really working, unlike Monday where we were at least somewhat refreshed from the weekend.
Amigo 1: That’s understandable, Tuesdays suck.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain October 23, 2024
Get the Tuesdaymug. by birdshat December 3, 2009
Get the Tuesdaymug. Tuesdays are creative, resilient, extremely social and loyal. They are named after a day of the week that provides relief and optimistic opportunities to do as one pleases. Tuesday is not taken seriously by those with shallow intellect. Tuesday is beloved by those who bare witness to the caring, funny and beautiful qualities she possesses. Always adorable and often fierce. Never underestimate or double cross a Tuesday. They are amazing allies but also naturally talented foes.
by Lovejones8739 November 24, 2021
Get the Tuesdaymug. Tuesday is a beautiful girl that will treat you right. She is hard to understand sometimes but you have to get to know her well enough to understand her. She can be really annoying and gets hurt easily. She has a great looking body and is thick. She has lots of friends but only cares about one friend
by I am Anonymous 00 November 20, 2017
Get the Tuesdaymug. Friend A: “Why are you drinking on a Tuesday, I’m concerned you’re an alcoholic?”
Friend B: “Nah bro it’s alcohol Tuesday, and tomorrow is alcohol Wednesday.
Friend B: “Nah bro it’s alcohol Tuesday, and tomorrow is alcohol Wednesday.
by Italian Anakin Skywalker June 15, 2024
Get the Alcohol Tuesdaymug. (Noun): The act of getting schlagered on a tuesday. Every tuesday, falling face first hands second and completely getting schlaged out of this world. A very fucked up tuesday.
Person one: "what you doing tuesday"
Person two: "Not sure, i think im gonna go for a schlaggy tuesday"
"I never want schlaggy tuesday to happen to me"
"I cant believe i just had a schlaggy tuesday"
Person two: "Not sure, i think im gonna go for a schlaggy tuesday"
"I never want schlaggy tuesday to happen to me"
"I cant believe i just had a schlaggy tuesday"
by Djtsizzle867 November 22, 2017
Get the Schlaggy tuesdaymug.