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Wipe down Fish’s boat

The act of stripping your shirt off and rubbing it against Fish’s boat until he is satisfied. Sometimes the job isn’t complete until you also use your pants.
Guy 1: Hey bro, after we get off the river, you gonna help me wipe down Fish’s boat?

Guy 2: I guess, I just hate how he stares and licks his lips.
by Chonchberry October 22, 2020
mugGet the Wipe down Fish’s boatmug.

money for wipes

Bri's way of saying "money for drugs"
Bri called and asked for money for wipes,, what she ment was money for drugs!
by A●M●R●B ♤♡◇♧ January 15, 2023
mugGet the money for wipesmug.

Wipe to Confirm

The act of wiping your butt a last time to confirm that your hole is clean and completely rid of crap. Used to reaffirm the suspicion that you've finished wiping when your previous fold of toilet paper is stainless.

Derived from the phrase, "Swipe to Confirm"
John: Man, my ass is itchy...
Dale: You sure you wiped properly, bro?
John: Nah I was in a rush man, didn't have time to check
Dale: Dayum! That's nasty! I always check properly before I leave... Wipe to Confirm, Wipe to Confirm, man
by John Dale August 15, 2012
mugGet the Wipe to Confirmmug.

Louisiana wet wipe

When u pee a lil on the toilet paper to wipe ur ass with
It was a messy situation back there and no wipes so i had to make/use a Louisiana wet wipe
by Joewolfe January 31, 2021
mugGet the Louisiana wet wipemug.

ass crap wipe

the ass crap wipe is smelly like uranus. (read sentence out loud!)
by aye boii July 17, 2017
mugGet the ass crap wipemug.

wet wipe

someone that has over 10/10 reps on orochi
Virgin Todd- hey wanna play some for honor, i have 10/10 reps on orochi
Chad warden main- go kys wet wipe
by BingusCat January 8, 2021
mugGet the wet wipemug.

W5 GLASSES WIPES

u use the piece of shit to clean ur glasos m8t
Guy 1: Look at this!
Guy with glasses: wait i need to clean my glasses with those W5 GLASSES WIPES
by This Username is mine September 5, 2017
mugGet the W5 GLASSES WIPESmug.

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