Hot wipe

The act of sitting on the toilet and wiping one’s ass while still urinating. Usually done under duress to save time.

My side piece’s husband came home while I was dropping a deuce so I hot wiped and crawled out the window.

by MarcusDavis June 16, 2020

Wiped stinking

Aff yer dish son.

Example 1 - I was absolutely wiped stinking at the winebar.
Example 2 - that wee girl canny hack it she’s wiped stinking

by Shitey knickers August 25, 2025

Ass wipe

Me..zoe...i am an ass wipe..i wipe ass

Maya:zoe...you are an ass wipe

by Princess of slang January 11, 2020

The big wipe

When you have swamp ass, so you go to the bathroom just to wipe.

I went to the bathroom for the big wipe, so now my ass feels clean and refreshed.

by Kirs Bush April 8, 2021

IM WIPED BRO WTF

Something that nicholas black monkey ass self would say

commonly used in deepwoken

YOU KILLED ME IM WIPED BRO WTF

by whyzdream February 11, 2024

wipe or let it crust

"Wipe or let it crust" is a definition used when you poop, they ask if you wipe your ahh or leave it be

"Sry for the wait i just shat"
"Did you wipe or let it crust?"

by edindzekofanboy January 2, 2025

Board Wipe

This term is used when playing magic the gathering. It refers to any card or effect that removes every creature or artifact or enchantment. Sometimes all of those at the same time.

He used a board wipe and we basically had to start over

by LizardInACan September 11, 2022