The act of sitting on the toilet and wiping one’s ass while still urinating. Usually done under duress to save time.
My side piece’s husband came home while I was dropping a deuce so I hot wiped and crawled out the window.
by MarcusDavis June 16, 2020
Get the Hot wipemug. Example 1 - I was absolutely wiped stinking at the winebar.
Example 2 - that wee girl canny hack it she’s wiped stinking
Example 2 - that wee girl canny hack it she’s wiped stinking
by Shitey knickers August 25, 2025
Get the Wiped stinkingmug. by Princess of slang January 11, 2020
Get the Ass wipemug. by Kirs Bush April 8, 2021
Get the The big wipemug. by whyzdream February 11, 2024
Get the IM WIPED BRO WTFmug. "Wipe or let it crust" is a definition used when you poop, they ask if you wipe your ahh or leave it be
by edindzekofanboy January 2, 2025
Get the wipe or let it crustmug. This term is used when playing magic the gathering. It refers to any card or effect that removes every creature or artifact or enchantment. Sometimes all of those at the same time.
by LizardInACan September 11, 2022
Get the Board Wipemug.