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Mini Nejism

Mini Nejism is a religion in which we pray to our God, Mini Neji, who is known to be the creator of all the followers of the religion. Disrespecting Lord Mini Neji is considered the DEADLIEST Sin that a Mini Nejist (or any other person) could ever do.

The more you pray and believe in him, the longer your life will be (you can be immortal too!)
Person 1: So, what religion do you follow?
Person 2: I'm a Mini Nejist, apart of Mini Nejism.
by •cloudyzzz• October 26, 2022
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Mini Nejism

A religion where we praise Mini Neji, who is our god, and pray to him as much as we could.
If we don't pray to him, we will be sent to hell after dying as it is known as the biggest sin of this religion and it is unforgivable. People who follow this religion are called 'Mini Nejists'
I am proud to say that I'm a part of the "Mini Nejism" religion.
by •cloudyzzz• September 30, 2022
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Mini Grimace

When you tighten a zip-tie round the base of your erect penis, resulting in the head of your penis turning dark purple. The purple penis head resembles a certain fast food mascot named Grimace.
Your mom loves to give my mini grimace a kiss.
by See_dub_ya May 14, 2022
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Mini-me

Noun, Plural: Mini-mes
Pronounced as: Mini + Me / Plural sounds like Mini-me's
A Mini-me is a word used to refer to a child/toddler (plural for the whole group) who can speak and is generally annoying.
"Uh those fucking Mini-mes are at it again, they're sitting peacefully on their lawn", the Karen remarked.

"Who ate the DAMN STRAWBERRY JAM JANETTE??" screamed Joseph. "It wasn't me, it was Adam". "ADAM FROM SCHOOL??" "No Adam - the mini-me who lives next door". "Oh well", replied Joseph, he was really looking forward to that Strawberry Jam.

"The Mini-mes have gotten so much louder since last year haven't they?"
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Mini she

A midget version of a female Dr. Evil.
Dr. Evil would be inconsolable for about 15 minutes if she lost mini she.
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Mini brad

Cdawgva: I’m a mini Brad

Hakkijn: yeah
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