Milf-bate

Super cute babies,kittens,or puppies used for ice breakers to talk to hot milfs.

This chocolate lab puppy is the best milf-bate ever,having been slaying it.

by Dezzy Adam October 12, 2020

MILF

Man I love frogs.

Jake: “Im a milf!”
Sam:” WTF DUDE?!”
Jake: “MAN I LOVE FROGS!”

by gurlalatagingisbad115 April 9, 2022

milf

your mother; milf

brad: is your mom hot
mike: are you asking if she’s a milf?

by XoxoForehead September 12, 2021

MILF

A person who is incredibly talented at the art of being a person that is really fucking hot, and that will continue to be hot for the rest of their days.

Me: exists
cleanmemecoffeebean: *makes a Delicious!!!! Top
Me: SHE’S A NO, SHE IS THE MILF 🤤😩🥵

by em.mconion March 10, 2022

MILF-assed

When a woman (who has born children) turns to walk away, and the view convinces you she is a MILF.

At drop off, Johnny’s mom was wearing yoga pants, and I got MILF-assed.

by Wut, wut does that mean? December 22, 2020

MILF

man id like to fuck

chief keef, greatest musical artist of all time, biggest schlong ever imagined

nah chief keef the only milf

by Colorblindsquid November 13, 2022

milf

me in a couple of years.

i'm gonna be such a milf - then you'll be a motherfucker.

by milf102 February 13, 2022