Doo doo licker

A person who eat poo from wherever it can be found. The street, park, booty hole, or even from the toilet.
by G sizzle June 22, 2015
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Ass Licker Blues

A person who gets sad because there is no bosses around to kiss their ass.
John: What's wrong with Don today?
Larry: Oh...the bosses are away today...He has the Ass Licker Blues.
by ugfest January 19, 2007
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pole-licker

One who cleans the cylinderical tube that exoctic dances rub all regions of their body on, with ones tounge in an upward movement.
"Ariane is a pole-licker!"
by Sim1 December 11, 2003
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Potato chip Licker

when someone is basicly sad or upset and tries to ruin fun for everyone else.
Steve: You guys don't understand how it feels to be dumped
Shaun: Quit being a "Potato Chip Licker", and have a drink.
by Horsey and kitty November 07, 2011
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Dildo licker dave

A nickname typically given to people with the name of Dave or David, who have an addiction to licking the juicy creamy cum off of a dildo.
Oh look, dildo licker dave has bit the top of that mans penis off what the actual fuck
by CockLickerDave July 17, 2022
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pussy-licker's paradox

When your sexual partner establishes that receiving head is a catch-all solution to their personal problems, and you give them so much head that it causes them to feel guilty. However, guilt is a personal problem, which can therefore be solved with more head. Thus, the pussy-licker's paradox.
"She felt felt bad because I was eating her out more than she was going down on me, so I ate her out to make her feel better"

"Aw dude, sounds like you encountered the pussy-licker's paradox!"
by Cunningle January 17, 2023
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