Dirty Dick Licker

A term which defines a person who has wronged you or simply has licked a dirty dick.
by Sarcastica69 March 21, 2022
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pole-licker

One who cleans the cylinderical tube that exoctic dances rub all regions of their body on, with ones tounge in an upward movement.
"Ariane is a pole-licker!"
by Sim1 December 11, 2003
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Ass Licker Blues

A person who gets sad because there is no bosses around to kiss their ass.
John: What's wrong with Don today?
Larry: Oh...the bosses are away today...He has the Ass Licker Blues.
by ugfest January 19, 2007
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Flying Fish Licker

Flying Fish Licker is an insult that is rare and can only be found by a southern folk, in a southern place. (It might be because they are a little nervous about their culture)
Susie joe: I didn’t mean to
Dylan: Get our of my house you flying fish licker piece of shit

(Aka piece of crap)
by WhyStayBlank January 24, 2020
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Missouri Lake Licker

When a shot of alcohol is poured on a mans outstretched nutsack like a bowl and then consumed by a a willing participant
Seth I swear she gave me the Missouri lake licker last night.
by Lil_cheezit April 01, 2023
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Dildo licker dave

A nickname typically given to people with the name of Dave or David, who have an addiction to licking the juicy creamy cum off of a dildo.
Oh look, dildo licker dave has bit the top of that mans penis off what the actual fuck
by CockLickerDave July 17, 2022
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pussy-licker's paradox

When your sexual partner establishes that receiving head is a catch-all solution to their personal problems, and you give them so much head that it causes them to feel guilty. However, guilt is a personal problem, which can therefore be solved with more head. Thus, the pussy-licker's paradox.
"She felt felt bad because I was eating her out more than she was going down on me, so I ate her out to make her feel better"

"Aw dude, sounds like you encountered the pussy-licker's paradox!"
by Cunningle January 17, 2023
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