lewis mallard

a hefty dune coon, has gammy legs most the time.

"here comes lewis mallard, i heard he likes children!"

by deadpooldan2008 September 22, 2022

Lewis

A wild sexy lad who will love you forever. He has brown hair is is very tall he loves touching kids and is a bit of a nonce. He will always be there no matter what.

Look it’s lewis

He is so hot

by 0OKi December 23, 2021

Beehive Lewis

A dude with a beehive hairdo.

"I changed his name to Beehive Lewis when I worked for the yearbook committee. Now everybody calls him Beehive Lewis!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 28, 2023

Lewis Hogg

Doing a Lewis Hogg is to wash up the dishes and end up cutting your finger on a broken shard of smashed glass. Then spend 3 - 4 hours in Airedale Hospital's waiting room for a doctor paid and funded by the NHS.

Oh look, Jim. That strange man over there has committed a Lewis Hogg.

by BOB PRODUCTIONS!! July 2, 2019

Lewis

Lewis is one of a kind that likes to post dick pics on his story we all love Lewis

Try and pee a bit to make your pussy wetter

Must be be Lewis

by Lewis Thompson August 31, 2019

lewis rawlinson

A total dickhead that has no feelings for others and can’t say words properly

Lewis Rawlinson is the biggest dickhead ever

by Anomusoy??? June 16, 2018

Lewis Day

another meaning for "Cunt Day" or an insult to chavs

you see that disappointment to society over there? i bet he's lewis day
or
i got hit by a car, im having a lewis day today

by PeeleGradyGay October 9, 2020